candyspider-deactivated20230731:

candyspider-deactivated20230731:

one thing about pet owners is they love to insult their pets in ways that their pets are completely incapable of comprehending

cat: [not knowing their owner has made a image of them describing them as a “small odious couch goblin” who “doesnt understand calculus”] this beam of light is so warm

catgirlbutthole:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

passports…should not expire

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

ALT

ALT

i love it here

Me when I’m about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport

Originally posted by r4cs0

staticandlove:

marisatomay:

grown adults will get on the internet and say things like “why is this movie about the protagonist, the titular character?” just walk into the ocean i cannot help you

“That villain was so problematic”

Yeah it was their job

asteroidtroglodyte:

perestroika-hilton:

- the first pug to be selectively bred

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depsidase:

apfel-strudelz:

after season 2

pherre:

this was so funny though

confused-stars:

“this meeting could have been an email” but instead it’s “this video tutorial could have been a post with less than a hundred words”

shiniestcrow:

Do you think people recognise you as queer?

Regularly

Sometimes

Rarely

Not really

I’m not queer but people might think I am

I’m not queer and people don’t think I am

I don’t know

assiraphales:

see. the issue is what maggie n nina pointed out after three days of knowing aziraphale and crowley. they don’t talk. they don’t communicate. they love each other, sure. they banter and have meals and drinks and would die for each other. but they spend so much of their relationship inferring how the other feels. assuming what the other wants. aziraphale assumed crowley wanted to be an angel again. crowley assumed aziraphale would be able to give up being one. they don’t have a middle ground bc they didn’t know one was necessary

poggyscavern:

✨the stars are the same as ever✨