violetsandshrikes:

if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.

catboy-joyfriend:

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

dykearchived:

Chloe Atkins’ portraits of lesbians at San Francisco’s Club Q featured in her published collection Girls Night Out (1998)

vexwerewolf:

vulgarmaw:

vampireghostknight:

vulgarmaw:

Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

YOU have obtained:

• 🔥 ×1

I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.

Perfectly executed joke, no notes

guerrillatech:

catnoli:

mako mancer!! 🩻🦠 a mako shark necromancer! theyre the other half of wizard shark…but ruler of the undead!!

failure-to-adult:

vrumblr:

love-too:

dip-the-stick:

charlesoberonn:

love-too:

Absolutely.

Always thinking about them

A good friend of mine bought a house with his partner and 6 of their friends (8 total)

My bestie and I talk about living on the same floor of the same building just so we could walk into each others apartments like sitcom characters, complete with cellphone-aided leitmotifs and laugh tracks.

sharks-are-friends-not-foes:

🦈 Daily Shark Fact: 🦈

Bramble Sharks are the second species of shark in a 2 member family. Do they look familiar? They are related to the Prickly Shark that was in the spotlight two days ago! The difference between these two is their size, what their denticles look like, and how many pups they have in their litter!

reblogonalog:

only-tiktoks:

felagund-fiollaigean:

only-tiktoks:

That withering stare. the fucking disdain

door:

sign at Hinewai Reserve in Aotearoa

inthetags:

Reblog this and put your zodiac sign, whether you prefer the ocean or the woods, coffee or tea, sunrise or sunset, dragons or monsters, and pink or blue.